Apr 6, 2019
'The sergeant comes up shouting, "Hey! Haven't y' gone yet? Got cold feet?"
"Cold feet yourself," Ted retorts.
And then seeing Bert, who has been missing for some time, Ted produces a note-book and calls, "Here you are, Bert, write your next-of-kin's name and address."
There is no farewell. They grasp their rifles, and...